Simulation
Run a small bakery through one night. Short shifts, warm art, no energy bar.
★★★★☆ 4.0
Mobile games, reviewed properly
We install everything, play past the tutorial and tell you whether it holds up after a week. Big Bass Splash.
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Simulation · 4.0★
144games tested
69articles written
2years running
0paid placements
Why us
Battery and size
How much space it takes and how quickly it drains a phone — both are in the review.
Ads and purchases, measured
We count how often ads interrupt play and what the paid version actually removes.
We finish what we start
A review only goes up after at least a week with the game, not after ten minutes of the tutorial.
Offline first
Every review says plainly whether the game works on a plane or a train without signal.
Games
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Cards
Classic card games with a decent offline opponent and no forced online play.
★★★★☆ 4.0
Puzzle
Rebuild broken radio circuits. Hard from the start and honest about it.
★★★★★ 4.5
Casual
A slow gardening game with real waiting. Fine in short visits, tedious in long ones.
★★★★☆ 3.5
Editor’s pick
Cards
Card Club
★★★★☆ 4.0
Most card apps push you online and pad the game with currencies. Card Club keeps the classics and a competent offline opponent that does not cheat.
- Six classic games
- Offline opponent
- Large readable cards
- Statistics in the paid version
Latest articles
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Where the space actually goes, and what is safe to delete.
What still works on a plane, a train or a basement flat.
Where we stop recommending a game, no matter how good it is.
A week with the game, the purchases bought with our own money, and notes taken as we go.
What readers say
«Run a small bakery through one night. Short shifts, warm art, no energy bar.»
Tomas · Big Bass Splash
«Classic card games with a decent offline opponent and no forced online play.»
Ida · Card Club
«An arcade racer with tight controls and no energy bar between races.»
Jonas · Dust Rally
Questions & answers
Do you accept payment for reviews?
No. We buy every game and every in-app purchase we write about, and we do not run sponsored posts.
Why are there no scores out of ten?
A number without an explanation tells you nothing. We give a short verdict instead, and say who the game is for.
Do you review paid games?
Yes, and we prefer them. A game you pay for once usually treats your attention better than a free one.
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